Remember
the innocence of childhood? The birthday parties. The water gun fights.
The sleep overs. Oh, and the television shows! This is a countdown of
the top 20 kids shows from the mid 80s and mid 90s. There are some exceptions, though, and they are as follows:
Though excellent shows, programs such as Pee Wee’s Playhouse, Sesame Street, and "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" are absent from this list. This isn’t just because they premiered decades ago but also because their target demographic was roughly children six and under, rather than kids aged seven to fifteen, which this countdown represents.
Similarly, this is a countdown shows that were specifically targeted for kids only. As beloved as programs like The Cosby Show and Family Matters were, they won’t be on this countdown as those kinds of shows appealed to a much broader age demographic.
Lastly, though everyone loves a good hero, classic superhero shows (X-Men, Batman, Spider-Man) are absent as well because these characters have been established for years, already have a rich legacy and fan following, and are so universally beloved that they would unfairly skew the countdown. This list also won’t include old favorites such as The Flintsones and Tom and Jerry for similar reasons.
With that long disclaimer behind us, it’s time to get nostalgic!
20) Ren & Stimpy
This was most certainly an atypical kids show. Created in 1991, “Ren
& Stimpy” became just the third Nickelodeon cartoon (a.k.a
Nicktoon) to ever be aired on the network. This animated series
followed a neurotic Chihuahua called Ren Hoek and a dimwitted cat named
Stimpson J. Cat (Stimpy). The two were an unlikely pair as they
experienced countless wild and bizarre adventures together. What made
this show a hit with kids was its off-beat sense of humor. Whether an
episode dealt with odd scenarios like Ren using Stimpy’s body fat to
enhance his own pectoral muscles in season four, or the series’ concept
of faux commercials featuring characters such as the melodramatic
superhero and breakfast spokesman Powered Toast Man, the series was no
doubt a bold gamble by Nickelodeon. And it worked.
19) Legends of the Hidden Temple
This series aired from 1993 to 1995 on Nickelodeon and was a physical
challenge game show for kids. The set resembled Ancient Central
American iconographies and included a giant animatronic talking head
named Olmec. As kids were split into teams of two and given animal
names (silver snakes, green monkeys, etc), Olmec would speak of a
particular historical figure and any artifact that he or she used. The
six teams would then battle it out for the chance to enter the temple
and retrieve the hidden artifact from its chambers. The appeal of the
show was that it was a mix of trivia knowledge and physical
competition. Taking place in an artificial temple setting, the series
allowed kids to be immersed in a world only seen in Indiana Jones films.
18) Hey Dude
Any great kids show must have a catchy theme song, and “Hey Dude” is no
exception. People who grew up in the 1990s not only remember this
unforgettable tune but can probably still recite it word for word
(“Singin' yippee tai aie ay, Yippee tai aie what?!”). Debuting in 1989,
this show centered on a fictional Bar None Dude Ranch in Tucson,
Arizona. It portrayed the lives of a sweet but dim witted ranch owner
Mr. Ernest, his often dejected son Buddy, and a staff that included
smug Ted, saccharine Melody, privileged Brad and even-tempered Danny.
The series ended in 1991 due to Nickelodeon having just put the
finishing touches on its Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, Florida. The
network wanted to keep costs for its shows down by filming them all at
their new sunshine state home, and “Hey Dude” was unfortunately filmed
on location in Arizona. Still, this show was beloved due to the
characters. Whether it was seeing Ted’s undying quest to score a date
with Brad or witnessing Mr. Ernest bumble his way through a mid-life
crisis, this series deserves a spot in the top 20.
17) Guts
Networks like Nickelodeon were smart to realize early on that what
young people wanted to watch was kid versions of adult programming. In
“Guts,” the series’ concept was very much like the original television
run of “American Gladiators” (1989-1996). “Guts” debuted in 1992 and
was an action sports game show that featured three kids competing
against each other in four athletic challenges for points. Hosted by
the energetic Mike O’Malley (Yes, Dear)
and with the help of English referee Moira Quirk, this show had kids
competing in baseball, basketball, football, and water events.
Oftentimes though, the challenges required kids to wear elastic
harnesses, as they were told to jump incredible heights or climb
intimidating walls. And who can forget the Aggro Crag? The fifth and
final event, this last challenge always decided the winner. Contestants
would have to climb an artificial mountain while activating a series of
lights on the way to the peak. Along the way, the kids were forced to
deal with simulated lightning storms, rock avalanches, and raining
confetti that would simulate a snow effect.
16) Tiny Toon Adventures
Produced by Steven Spielberg’s
Amblin Entertainment and Warner Brothers Animation, “Tiny Toon
Adventures” hit the small screen in 1990 on FOX. It was set in the
fictional city of Acme Acres where most of the characters attended Acme
Looniversity. The university was founded to teach cartoon characters
how to become funny, with graduates receiving a "Diploma of Lunacy,"
giving them the opportunity to become full-time cartoon characters. The
original Looney Tunes
characters played a role in this series as they taught the classes that
the Tiny Toons attended. Most of the Tiny Toons characters were
designed to resemble younger versions of Warner Brothers’ most popular
Looney Tunes, as Buster Bunny was a Bugs Bunny clone and Plucky Duck
was easily modeled after Daffy Duck. This series did incorporate gross
out humor but also was satirical and poked fun at other shows. Though
resembling past characters, “Tiny Toon Adventures” certainly had
originality. Who can forget Montana Max, the ill-tempered, money hungry
tycoon who became the character that viewers loved to hate (and was
voiced by Danny Cooksey, best known for his character of Budnick on the
Nickelodeon show “Salute Your Shorts”). Or Elmyra Duff, the clueless
red-headed animal lover girl whose overexcitement and oblivious nature
caused her pets great harm. Whichever character you liked, Warner
Brothers was able to take classic Looney Tunes characters and
successfully re-tool them for the enjoyment of an entirely new
generation of kids.
15) Animaniacs
The series was the second animated show produced by Steven Spielberg in
1993 and it was definitely “Wakko.” Featuring the Warner Brothers
siblings (Yakko, Wakko, and Dot) and a host of other characters, this
show consisted of two or three cartoon shorts that involved pop culture
references, slapstick humor, and cartoon violence similarly found in
older shows such as “Tom and Jerry” and “Looney Tunes.” The show,
though, would also have educational segments, like when Yakko would
rapidly name countries all over the world while attempting to make them
rhyme with accompanying up-tempo background music. Who can forget great
characters such as “Pinky and the Brain,” two genetically engineered
mice who reside in a cage at the Acme Labs research facility. In every
episode, the megalomaniac Brain devises a plan for world domination
that always ends in failure (Stevie Griffin, anyone?). Pinky is his
cockney accented side kick who always just seems happy to be along for
the ride. These characters and many more made “Animaniacs” a hit with
both children and adults alike. Though the show ended in 1998, it was
wildly successful and even won eight Daytime Emmy Awards.
14) Doug
Doug Funnie. Skeeter Valentine. Patti Mayonaise. Roger Klotz. Porkchop.
These are the characters of “Doug,” a sweet coming-of-age animated
series that premiered on Nickelodeon in 1991. Doug Funnie was a
recently relocated sixth grader in the fictional town of Bluffington.
Most episodes often started with Doug writing in his journal about
recent life events, and then the episode would be a flashback of said
events that were narrated by Doug himself. In this sense, the show
seemed to have an animated “Wonder Years”
vibe to it. Regardless, Doug would tell stories about his affection
towards Patti, his great friend Skeeter, and his troubles with rival
and bully Roger Klotz. Doug’s faithful companion was his doug,
Porkchop. The show not only featured characters with unusual names, but
unusual skin tones. Doug’s skin was white, yet his best friend was
blue, his love interest was dark brown, his bully was green, and even
his mother was purple. Nevertheless, Doug was an endearing character
due to his wild imagination. Oftentimes, Doug’s imagination would allow
him to become his alter ego, Quail Man (Quail Man was essentially Doug
wearing his underwear on the outside and a belt around his head, but he
was capable of doing great things). “Doug” was loved by its viewers
because the series focused on how one deals with being the new kid in
town. Almost every kid can relate to that awkwardness and anxiety, and
“Doug” helped kids across America get through those hardships with
laughter.
13) Fraggle Rock
A show for kids in the 7-12 demographic, this program was a little more
grown up than its “Sesame Street” counterpart. Running from 1983 to
1987 on HBO, this series was a Jim Henson
production that utilized a new cast of puppets for the world of
“Fraggle Rock.” With every character having a precise personality and
yet an undefined visual distinctiveness, “Fraggle Rock” subtly dealt
with complex issues such as tolerance and personal identity.
Similar to Henson's other productions in “Seasame Street” and “The
Muppets,” “Fraggle Rock” became a worldwide hit. The success was due of
course to the Muppet characters themselves. Although the Fraggles were
an entirely new creation, kids had become familiar with the look and
sound of these characters due to previous Henson productions. The
appeal of the show, though, was in the peculiar world that the Fraggles
inhabited. Living seemingly in an underground world, the “Fraggle Rock”
community consisted of the Fraggles themselves, the giant Gorgs, and
the Doozers. The show certainly allowed a kid’s imagination to soar to
new heights, which was almost certainly Jim Henson’s goal.
12) You Can’t Do That on Television (YCDToTV)
Using unknown child actors, this sketch show debuted in 1979 in Ottawa,
Canada. In 1981, Nickelodeon took a chance on this show, and it quickly
became one of their highest rated shows. The series slowly started to
decline in Canada, but it was so successful in America that Nickelodeon
began airing the program five nights a week. In the 1990s, and even
today, Nickelodeon is best known for its green slime. The network can
thank YCDToTV for this, as the show would dump green slime on the heads
of anyone who uttered the phrase “I don’t know.” The show is beloved by
many people to this day, and it arguably had one of the biggest impacts
in the young network’s lifespan. Kids of all ages eagerly tuned in to
see what kind of fun, wacky sketches would be unleashed on the show.
11) Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
No doubt similar to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” the “Mighty
Morphin Power Rangers” premiered in 1993 on FOX. Donning colorful suits
and slick helmets, the Power Rangers had the unique ability to morph
into powerful warriors drawn from the spirit of dinosaurs, protecting
the world from the forces of space witch Rita Repulsa. The Power
Rangers themselves were teenagers who grappled with school,
relationships, and, well, saving the world. The series has since gone
through more than a dozen incarnations and currently airs on Toon
Disney. The success of the series is not difficult to understand. The
show appealed to kids due to the superhero concept but also the fact
that the protagonists on the show were almost of the same generation as
the viewers who watched at home. Loaded with action and a diverse cast
that included two female rangers, an Asian heroine and a black male
hero, the show did a brilliant job of reaching a broad audience. A mix
of Ninja Turtles and Transformers, the “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”
were certainly a new breed of superheroes for a new generation of kids.
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It's
strange when a deep artist makes a shallow album. Is its shallowness
actually well-disguised depth? Is it ironic? Is it a philosophical
statement of the lack of substance in our culture? Or is it simply what
it is, a musical treat with no goals other than to be a sugary snack?
Are you happy yet? If not, this list of 80 Happiest Songs of the '80s really hits its stride today.
Falling neatly into the nobody-saw-it category of remakes is Frank LaLoggia's Lady in White,
an unusual little ghost story that originally starred Lukas Haas and
Len Cariou. The movie barely made a dent in the slasher-crazy world of
'80s horror movies, but it's the kind of alternative to what the genre
is currently doing that could really make an impact in the '00s. Think
about all the buzz that The Orphanage built at the end of last
year (not enough if you ask us) and how tired people are of the
same-old-slash-old when it comes to the torture porn genre. We could
all use a good ghost story to wash the taste of The Hitcher and Hills Have Eyes 2 out of our collective mouths. And Lady in White
is a solid, old-fashioned, hair-on-the-back-of-your-neck supernatural
tale that starred Haas as a kid who gets locked in school closet during
Halloween of 1962 and sees something unusual in the classroom that
leads him to the murderer of a young girl. Lady in White was
something that not a lot of ghost stories were or are to this day -
scary. Lukas Haas would later appear in My Chemical Romance's video for
"Welcome to the Black Parade" because two members of the band were fans
of the scary flick. If someone could recreate the same atmospheric
chills as the original in a remake, it could inspire a whole new
generation of Screamo fans.
Hold
up. I know that this sounds like a really bad idea at first. Half of
you are probably in the camp that the original is good enough that it
should stand on its own and the other half are probably so exhausted by
the awful sequels that the mere prospect of another film in the
franchise makes you hurl. We understand and feel your pain. But that's
precisely why a Child's Play remake isn't a half-bad idea. In
much the same way that Zombie tried to amend for the recent Michael
Myers flicks by restarting the Halloween franchise, somebody
really should be forced to give audiences some celluloid atonement for
a few of the Chucky movies. There's still a lot of strength in the
original concept of a childhood toy gone very wrong. Imagine if someone
could take the idea seriously again. Turn Andy, the childhood lead,
into a loner kid, maybe even aging him a little bit, who pairs with his
sadistic toy to wreak havoc on the bullies who have wronged him and the
adults who have left him to wither. Yes, we're actually suggesting a
serious Child's Play movie, which could be the worst idea ever
or could be a fascinating alternative to the cookie-cutter remakes that
litter the genre. It certainly wouldn't be like any of the other
remakes on this list. At least not until someone remakes Puppet Master or Demonic Toys. Wait, there’s an idea...
The Hunger is infamous for a number of reasons, very few of which have anything to do with the film's quality. The Hunger marked the debut of director Tony Scott (Top Gun, True Romance),
starred David Bowie, turned into a cult hit in goth circles, and gained
worldwide infamy for a lesbian seduction scene between Catherine
Deneuve and Susan Sarandon. Lesbian vampires in goth makeup?
Evanescence is already writing the soundtrack for the remake.
Seriously, The Hunger is a campy, cheesy film but it features
some themes about aging that are certainly even more relevant in
today's botox-crazed society. Deneuve played a vamp whose eternal
partners went through rapid aging just before they died. When one
(Bowie) went to a doctor for help and went from suave club dude to old
man in mere minutes, the doc (Sarandon) became fascinated with the
situation and eventually became the vamp’s lover. The original chose
atmosphere over character and story and looks incredibly dated, but
there's enough good material here to warrant a remake. Goth kids
everywhere would line up days in advance and if you kept the lesbian
material, so would most of the horny young men in America. Imagine Wild Things with bloodsucking instead of just sucking. At the very least, it’d make a fortune on DVD.
Written by the amazing Dario Argento and directed by the son of the influential Mario Bava (Lamberto), Demons
is one f-ed up movie that not nearly enough people have seen, making it
the perfect fit for a remake. The basic foundation of the story is a
tale that's been told for decades and is not going to go away any time
soon - art will kill you. In the original, a group of people are
invited to the opening of a new movie theatre. As the movie unfolds,
they start to turn into demons and kill each other. It's mostly played
for gore and Argento-esque insanity, but Demons has themes that
could easily translate to today's censor-ific world, one who believes
that Eli Roth and Rob Zombie are making horned creatures of teenagers
anyway. The original chaos comes from a demonic mask (most foreign
horror movies do) but the remake could play off the power of cinema
straight away. We've all been sitting in a theater, watching a horrible
movie, and just hoping that the guy next to us might turn demon and
start a rampage just to alleviate the boredom. We think that did happen
during License to Wed. Oh, no, wait, we hoped it would happen.


