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virgin

1. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love. 2. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably. 3.  A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young. 4.  A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.                                                               1.  I am a virgin because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex!  I also believe in unicorns. 2.  I am NOT a virgin!  Does cyber-sex count? 3.  Dude, I know you like virgins, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal. 4.  I'm a virgin because God doesn't want me to have sex yet.  He also wants you to give me five bucks. Click Here to view the original post.