The Sunday Giveaway: 2 Tickets to Priscilla Queen of the Desert!
That’s right, boys and girls, and boys who dress like girls, and girls who dress like boys, and everything in between, we’ve got two tickets to see Priscilla Queen of the Desert the Musical on Broadway this week.
So if you haven’t seen the show, this is your chance.
Here’s how to win.
As I’m sure you know, Priscilla is the story of three drag performers from Australia who make a trek into the outback (and I’m not talking about the steakhouse) . . . and then hilarity ensues.
In this week’s giveaway, we’re going to play the musical version of “Make Up Your Drag Name”, but instead of taking the name of the street you grew up on and adding it to your middle name, I want you to take the name of a musical, and add it to the name of a character in that musical.
Make sense?
For example, “West Side Anita” or “Les Cosette”.
Get it? Funniest one wins. Comment below or emailers click here.
Drag away!
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Niklas Galactica
Dude #33
Hairspray Velma
Wicked Glinda
a more appropriate one:
Liza, A Boy from Oz.
lol
Mamma Donna
Babes IN Janeland
Play on BABES IN TOYLAND
Threepenny Polly,
Pajama Babe
OR…
Truly Truly Bang Bang
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Hysterium
or Legally Blonde Brooke
Dirty Rotten Andre
The Man of Don Quixote….WendyPan…UrineCladwell….Legally Elle…
Vibrata Funny Thing
Mary Jane Watson: Turn Off The Dark
Princess Flahooley
Curly Oklahoma
How to Succeed in Biggley
Next to Normal Natalie
Annie Pepper
Saturday Night Stephanie
42nd Street Peggy
Peter from Oz
Funny Fanny
Little Shopgirl Audrey
Drowsy Tottendale
Starlight Espresso
Cabaret Lulu
hells kitchen cannonball
Million Dollar Dyanne
Sunset Betty
Little Shop of Audrey
How to Succeed in Rosemary Without Really Trying
Mona Whorehouse
Sunshine Chicago
Hair Berger
Berger Hair
Chicago Roxie
Idiot Jimmy
Felicia of the Desert
Memphis Huey
Producer Max
Whoopee Wanenis
but, I prefer this spelling:
Whoopee Wantit
Full Monty Teddy
#1 Addams Thing
#2 Rocky Riff Raff
#3 Merrily Gussie
Sister Monsignor
Charity Daddy
(Sweet Charity, Daddy Johann Sebastian Brubeck)
General Butt F’in Naked Mormon
Brooklyn Paradice
Johnny Idiot
Truly Scrumptious Bang Bang
Asparagus Cats
Rocky Frank ‘N’ Furter
Nicely-Nicely Johnson Guys
Little Red Woods
Annie Hannigan
Mama Spiderwoman
Dauntless Upon a Mattress
Anytime 42nd Street
SHOW QUEENIE! (Show Boat)
Little Mary Captain “Big Jim” Warington Sunshine
Queenie Wild
Electra Starlight
I Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Coquette’s Nest!
Avenue Gary Coleman
Into Little Red
Into the Baker’s Wife
South ForBush
The Sound of Captain Von Trapp
Wicked Doctor Dillamond
From Poppy & Mary Poppins:
Cherry Poppy
or
Fannie Poppins
Lazy Susan (Title of Show)
Dirty Rotten Jolene
A Little Night Desiree
1) Dirty Rotten Freddie
2) Once on this Timoune
3) Guys and Adelaide
4) Sweeny Lovett
Little Seymour Horrors
Flower Drum Sammy
Crazy For Polly
Funny Girl Fanny
1. Mamma Sky (Mamma Mia!)
2. The Best Little Mona in Texas (Best little whorehouse in Texas)
3.42nd Peggy (42nd street)
4.Miss Adelaide & Dolls (guys and Dolls)
Phyliss Follies
Oklahomo Curly
Young Frankenstein Creature
Anybody’s West Side Story
The Grand Tour of Marianne
Squeaky Assasins
Merrily We Roll Along Franklin
Amber Von Hairspray
Misbehavin’ Nell
The show is Ain’t Misbehavin’ and the actress was Nell Carter.
Avenue Slut, Hanratty if You Can, Dirty Rotten Ruprecht, Drowsy Trix, Seaweed Hairspray, In The Usnavi, Next to Natalie, Rock of Sherrie, [title of heidi], Women on the Verge of a Nervous Candela, Spelling Leaf
and my favorite…
South Forbush!
Two that actually kinda work with their plots:
Into the Big Bad Wolf
and
The 25th Annual Rona Lisa Peretti Spelling Bee
A Little Nigh Desiree
All Shook Silvia
Memphis Mama
Million Dollar Johnny
Nervous Breakdown Candela
Mistress Passion
Bubbling Brown Sugar Checkers!
Miss “Little Whorehouse” Mona!
Winnie Get Your Ta*te
The Damn Yankee Lola!
Anything Rosie
Anything Evangeline ( Evangeline harcourt anything goes)
Pussee GlaMore
Naked Boys Shirley & Francine Singing
Tick tick boom Trixie
Beauty Belle
Next to Normal Natalie
Carlotta Follies
Throttlebottom Of Thee! (Alexander Throttlebottom from Of Thee I Sing)
Sally Cabaret
Mimi for Rent
Wicked Galinda
Secret Lily
– and –
Mama Chicago
Edie Gardens
Phantom of the Opera Christine
Sister Patina!
Carousel Digger,Wicked Munchkin,On The Town Specimen,Spiderman Peter,Camelot Lancelot,Three Penny Mack,Hair Bukowski,and finally…Love Starr.
Titanic Thomas Andrews
Li’l Von Climax (Li’l Abner and Apassionata von Climax)
Little Poitrine (Little Me and Belle Poitrine)
Mary Poppin Banks
Connie Chorus Line
Eliza Fairlady
Pippin Playa’
Emma Songanddance
Zanita Music Man
Christmas Queue
(Christmas Eve from Avenue “Q”)
Christmas Queue
(Christmas Eve from Avenue Q)
Sweet Charity Big Daddy Bruback
I thought of this.. i like it ! 😉
Bye Peterson Birdie
Avenue T Slut
Bye Peterson Birdie
Avenue T Slut
King Victoria
Bye Peterson Birdie (Bye Bye Birdie)
Avenue T Slut (Avenue Q)
King Victoria (Victor/Victoria)
Fanny Grease
How to Succeed in Bud Frump Without Really Trying
Priscilla Queen of the Tick
Little Shop of Harvey
Glenn Closer Than Ever
Thoroughly Modern Marvin
Rock of Connie
I’m getting my liberated man’s band together and taking it on the road.
LaCage Zaza Aux Folles
from “I’m getting my act together and taking it on the road” which opened in the same year as Godspell. and my birth. !
Bang Bang Truly Scrumptious
Truly Scrumptious Bang Bang! (chitty chitty bang bang)
Dirty rotten Christine (dirty rottin scoundrels)
Ugly Honk (Honk)
The Scarlet Marguerite (The Scarlet Pimpernel)
Into the Baker
Little Poitrine nee Schlumpfert
Queenie Wild
Ophelia Hamlet
Anna King (and her sister)
Nala King
Doolittle Lady
Chava on the Roof
Cha Cha Grease
Dirty Rotten Muriel of Omaha (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
Wendla Awakening (Spring Awakening)
Full Monty Jerry (The Full Monty)
$$$ Million Dollar Dyanne $$$
Rock of Franz
Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson
– Hey,it’s already it’s own Drag name 🙂
* Big Daddy Memphis *
\w/ \w/ Power Dieter (or Dieter Balladz) [Power Balladz]
Venus in Vanda
Chee Chee Li-Li Wi
(Li-Li Wi is a character from the Rogers and Hart musical of 1928, Chee-Chee)
The show ran for two weeks on Broadway and the name is obscure, a little bit inappropriate, and it rhymes. The quintessential elements of any good drag name.
Plus, it would go well with a boa and big hair.
Grand (Hotel) PeePee
(C’mon, that is so P-Queen-worthy!)
Threepenny (Opera) Jenny
Peabody Birdie
Drowsy Trix
Poopsie Pajamas
Buffy Starlight
Wonderland Rabbit
Purple Squeak
Sugar Sugar
(From “Sugar” the Musical based on “Some Like it Hot”)
Coco Coco
Brooklyn Paradice
Foxy Brandy
Taboo Big Sue
Gypsy June
Oh, Kay! Kay
Gay Teddy
Fifty Million Cummins
Hair Berger
Gaylord Show Boat
Side Show Violet
Wicked Winkie
A Little Desiree
Business Biggley
Spider Peter
Memphis Mama
Roxie Chicago 🙂
Spider-man, Turn Off the Peter
Wicked Elphaba!
I’m Not Rapaport Rapaport
Driving Miss Daisy Daisy
Baby, It’s Florence!
Little Shop of Seymour or Seymour’s Shop of Horrors
The Morticia Family
Jersey Frankie
& last, but not least:
Godspell Jesus
TAXI’S!!! Now here’s a way to put an intern to work. Hire a bunch of interns, have them get their hack licenses, become ambassadors for the Broadway community (and especially your show) and take home whatever money they make in the process. Win-win! You would need a team so everyone wouldn’t have to ONLY drive a cab. Everyone could go in shifts. A full shift of driving earns about 2-300 bucks.
Forever Daisy (On a Clear Day)
Mary Magdalene Superstar
Funny Fanny
Victor Victor Victoria Victoria
I’D BE HAPPY TO CONDUCT A CLASS FOR CABBIES ON HOW TO PRONOUNCE NAMES LIKE ‘CHINGLISH’, ‘MEMPHIS’, ‘HOW TO SUCCEED’, BERNARD JACOBS THEATRE AND THE REST. EXCELLENT THOUGHT, KEN — THE CABBIES ARE INDEED WALKING AMBASSADORS AND WHEN ‘SHINE!’ OPENS I’M GOING TO DISPERSE 45,000 SHINE BOXES AND GIVE THESE GUYS A COPY OF THE RECORDING OF THE TITLE TUNE. YOU’RE SO RIGHT — MANY A TOURIST MUST ASK:
‘WHAT ‘S A GOOD SHOW/’? AND THESE GENTS COULD BE A BIG HELP INSTEAD OF CHATTING WITH THEIR WIVES, BOY AND GIRL FRIENDS, IN SOME LANGUAGE THAT LEAVES US ALONE AND LONELY IN THE BACK SEAT. RICHARD SEFF
Sandi grease
Woods Red
JudaSpell
*a combination of Judas & Godspell.
🙂
The Slave Master of the Opera
The Slave Master of the Opera
Once Upon A Fred (Makes sense for a drag name)
Perhaps some Emily Post or Miss Manners? Throw in some restriction on cell phone use…? Or simply remove the obligation of The Tip unless earned? (BTB: I work in the “Service Industry”…and know a hawk from a handsaw:)
Below is lifted from Wikipedia:
Driver qualificationIn London, hackney-carriage drivers have to pass a test called The Knowledge to demonstrate that they have an intimate knowledge of the geography of London streets, important buildings etc. There are two types of badge, a yellow one for the suburban areas and a green one for all of London. The latter is considered far more difficult. Drivers who own their cabs as opposed to renting from a garage are, for obscure reasons, known as ‘mushers’ and those who have just passed the “knowledge” are known as ‘butter boys’. There are currently around 21,000 black cabs in London, licensed by the Public Carriage Office.[11]. Until recently there was a requirement that drivers must normally convey a hiring up to six miles (10 km) from Charing Cross. This was historically the furthest distance that a horse could be expected to travel. The requirement has now been amended to twelve miles.
Women on Malik 🙂
Pacific Forbush
Edie Gardens
Ella Bells
Lovett Todd
Phyllis Follies
Bea Ballroom
Ballroom Bea
Cunegonde Candide
Sheila Hair
Into the Baker’s Wife
The Flunky of the Opera ( words with a K in them are funny)
In the Usnavi
or perhaps change his name back to it’s inspiration . . .
Little Shop of Seymour
wicked wonderful wizard
Harry Company
Tommy The Lover
* Once Upon King Sextimus the Silent
* Hodel on the Roof
* You’re a Good Man, Lucy Van Pelt
:~)
Chitty Chitty Venus
Daddy Annie
Annie get your Butler
Truly “Bang Bang” Scrumptious
Fanny Girl
Avenue Trekkie
Thought of some more:
The Secret Dickon (heh, apropos for a drag queen, no? 😉 )
Mary Magdalene Superstar
Spider-Man: Turn Off The Geek Chorus
Bob, Queen of the Desert
Oh, and:
The Marian Man
How about:
Next to Gabriel
The Boy from Liza
The Wizard of Lion
The Last Five Jamie
george elliot from billy elliot
Steel Happy McGuire
Amour DuSoleil
Thou Shalt Sugar Hips
Jelly’s Too Tight Nora
Jelly’s Foot- In -Your- Ass- Sam
Jelly’s Last Three Finger Jake
Jelly’s Three Finger Jake
Jelly’s A Honey
Five Guys No Moe
How To Succeed In Hedy La Rue With Really Trying
Brooklyn Paradice
Cabaret Sally
The Sound of Maria
Felicia, Queen of the Desert
Phantom of the Christine