The Sunday Giveaway: 2 Tickets to Queen of the Mist
Yesterday we gave away tickets to the Queen of the Desert . . . today it's a very different Queen.
We've got two tickets to the The Transport Group's world premiere of Michael John LaChiusa's Queen of the Mist, and I guarantee there ain't no Village people tunes in this one.
Five time Tony nominee Michael John is one of the theater's most serious and important composers . . . and any new work by him is something to be seen. And because you're a reader, you have a chance at seeing it for free.
Here's how to win . . .
Queen of the Mist is based on "an astounding and outrageous true story of the first woman who set out to shoot Niagara Falls in a barrel of her own design." (Now do you get the Queen of the Mist title?)
This week we had some "astounding and outrageous" true stories of our own: Lindsay Lohan back in court, Moammar Gadhafi meeting his maker (that's a meeting I'm glad I missed) and the delay of the start of the NBA season.
Pick one of those topics, and give me the title of an "astounding and outrageous" musical based on the true events. I'll pick my favorite, and that favorite will go see Queen of the Mist!
Go!
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Lilo in Lala Land
“Gadhafi Done Done It Again”
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The new,great hit musical…LINDSAY LINES
Hit songs from the show include:
THE MUSIC, THE MIRROR AND A LINE OF COKE FOR YOU
BAUBLES, BANGLES AND HANDCUFFS
and of course
AND I’M TELLIN’ YOU I’M NOT GOIN’ TO JAIL!
The Starlet and the Stiffs, or Tales of the L.A. Morgue
“Bye, Bye,’Dhafi” with hit songs like
“A Lot of Dyin’ to Do”
“One Last Kill” and, of course,
“How Lovely That He’s a Carcass”
OCCUPIED! The Musical.
Songs include:
“Pitchin’ In, Bitchin’ Out”
“A Zacotti Kind of Love”
“I Can Buy Some Time in FiDi”
“Wall Street Stomp”
“Read My Sign”
“The Cleaning Lady” (Lindsay Lohan reports to morgue for cleanup duties)
Moammar Mia!
Cain Rises from the Mist
Ghadhafi in Hell: A Meditation on Tyranny and Death in Three Acts.
The Book of Moammar
Arab Spring Awakening
Slam! [dunk]
A Hip-Hop Stoppage Saga
Lindsay’s Lawful Litigations
Everything Blows: Miss. Lohan’s Guide to Dating, Mating, and Drugs!
“Lord Of The Bouncing Balls”……Lebron James is elevated from King to “Lord” and does twelve Original Numbers in this “has to be heard to be believed” One Man show!
Actually Misbehavin’: Gadhafi tells his life story at the pearly gates….
“Gadhafi Duck! (What Mumar Should Have Done)” – the wacky new political musical from Disney Theatrical
Morgue than I could stand
Yemen of the Guard
Storm Drain Sonata (by Michael John LaChiusa)
Toe Tags: The Musical (directed by Tommy Tune)
Slab Girl
Rim Shots, or Boys Without Baskets
The Lifeless Misadventures of Knick-less Nickel Fees – a minimalist musical of anguished torment, featuring show-stopping musical numbers like “Steamed Heat”, “Havanough, Cuban”, “I Hate The Buss” and “Magic To-Do”. Everybody sing it out now, “The Suns’ll come out tomorrow …”
He’s Really Most Sincerely Dead: Gadhafi’s Eternity Listening to Munchkins Singing
Perry All Shook Up
“SLUT ON A SLAB”
Lindsay Lohan, doing penance in the morgue, when she encounters Sasha, a lookalike girl from streets who is dead at 22. Sasha comes to life to tell her sad story, Lindsay and Sasha fall in love, and Lindsay swears at the end to live a good, clean life–for both of them, and buys everybody in the morgue (dead and alive) Red Bull and Dunkin Donuts.
I don’t understand the phrase ” true stories of our won” in the sixth paragraph.
OK, never mind, I figured it out after about the tenth reading.
Ahhh yes, you obviously don’t know the old, “Put in a typo to get them to read it 10 times” marketing trick. 😉
“Mr. Gadhafi, How I Do Love Thee, or My Absolutely True Secret Romance with Moammar Under the Bedroll” a new musical by Madeline Albright.
Moammar Get Your Gun
Confessions of a War-Waged Drama Queen!
(so many jihads, so little time!)
I Know Who Killed Me!
(The Muammar Story)
Gadhafi’s Last Jam!
“Courting Lindsay Lohan”
Princess of the Courtroom
Li-Lo works-in-progress:
“Freaky Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
“Oops, She Did It Again!”
“Witless for the Prosecution”