Houston, we have a distribution problem.

Broadway is in the heart of Times Square in New York City . . . and nowhere else.

And, no matter how much I want to get a petition going to move it to sunny southern California, it doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere soon.

Broadway isn’t like Tide detergent, available in every grocery store around the country. It’s not like the latest Avril Lavigne album available in every Virgin Megastore and on iTunes on the computer you’re working on right now.  It’s not like American Gangster, which will play in movie theaters in New York City and in Nashville, and in every city around the country and around the world at the same time. 

Unless you’re one of the lucky shows with 15 companies worldwide, you’ve got only one distribution channel . . . right here in New York City.

If your distribution channels are limited, then obviously you can’t market your show in the same way.

In this Sunday’s Arts & Leisure section of the New York Times, there was a full page ad for The Little Mermaid on Broadway.

And, of course, just a few pages away, there were full page advertisements for films like American Gangster.

Which one is a better value?

A New York Times reader in New Mexico can’t see Mermaid, but most likely he can see Gangster.

Yet both full page ads cost about the same amount of money.  Doesn’t seem fair does it?  Mermaid’s potential customers are severely diminished because of its one distribution channel. 

Billboards pose the same problem.

There is a giant Young Frankenstein billboard in Times Square. There is also a billboard for Target.

The impression that the Target billboard makes on the tourist can be converted the following week when the tourist is back home.  Or when the tourist is visiting another city two weeks later. 

The impression that the Young Frankenstein billboard makes can only be converted within 5 blocks of that billboard.  Once he or she goes back home, the impression becomes so much less valuable.

90% of shows can’t afford the same sort of subtle branding that most other products can afford. Our advertising has to be a much stronger call to action.

So what do we do?  Use your advertising to sell, not just brand (that is, until you have 15 companies worldwide and can split the advertising costs among them).

Or more significantly, perhaps we should stop throwing money at giant media companies like the NY Times who refuse to recognize that we are different than Tide, Avril Lavigne and American Gangster, and therefore should have appropriate pricing scales.

When it comes to advertising, pay for your potential.  Don’t pay for someone else’s. And yes, Avril Lavigne is on my iPhone. 

8 shows a what?

Does anyone know where the 8 show a week model came from?

Is it arbitrary?  Is it based on The Beatles song?  Was there any business analysis done on the actual demand for theatrical performances at the time?

My gut says that someone just picked it.  It somehow made sense at that moment, which was probably at least 50 years ago.

And thus, all of our agreements with labor unions, with landlords, etc., were based on this archaic idea that the demand for all shows, regardless of their cast or their subject matter, is the same.

So Mamma Mia does eight shows a week and so does Macbeth

That’s like Barnes and Noble stocking the same number of copies of the latest installment of Harry Potter as a Hungarian cookbook.

Smarter industries have more of a throttle on demand.  There are more flights by an airline during the holidays (and the prices go up).  There are less waiters and cooks on staff at a restaurant during a Tuesday lunch hour.

Wouldn’t it be great to find a way to break this model?  For so many shows (especially Off-Broadway), there isn’t the demand for 8 shows, but since we have to pay for them, we all do them.  And, we end up chasing our advertising tails, by spending huge bucks trying to fill the additional shows, when we could save money if we had fewer shows to fill.

And the fewer shows would be better sold, creating a harder to get ticket, which would actually increase demand as well as increase the experience for that audience (an audience of 500 is never as good as an audience of 1000).

I can hear the naysayers now:  “Ken, but there are people that want to see a show on Tuesday night, so you should capture whatever you can.”  Are you really telling me that if 2 people wanted to come to see Altar Boyz on a Tuesday, that they wouldn’t come on a Thursday if the Tuesday wasn’t available?

Two of my shows do less than 8 shows a week.  It’s a challenge to make it work with the venues, my staffs, etc. but I’m very lucky to have wonderful forward-thinking partners that make it possible. 

Yep, it’s definitely a challenge.  But I’d have a much greater challenge if they weren’t running at all.